thefloristwholovesthepainter:
dapperderping:
thefloristwholovesthepainter:
and i love you, dear husband-who-i’m-having-a-baby-with.
Well, not really actually having it… but god knows we tried *winks*
we really, really did. what do you say we see if we can manage it this time?
Oh, we can definitely try. This episode is almost done, how about you finish it and I’ll meet you upstairs in five? *gets off the couch, swaying his hips a little and walks around the couch, then leans over and whispers* I promise I won’t be wearing much.
thefloristwholovesthepainter:
and i love you, dear husband-who-i’m-having-a-baby-with.
Well, not really actually having it… but god knows we tried *winks*
(Source: dapperderping)
thefloristwholovesthepainter:
dapperderping:
thefloristwholovesthepainter:
*lightly hits him on the shoulder* don’t you give me that goober grin. we should go shopping together for baby things. i’ve noticed that neither of us have gotten bottles or formula or anything and i know we’re still two months away, but it’ll be good to have those things just in case.
Hmm, you’re really smart. *leans in closer, still grinning* but you don’t get to complain if I buy things anymore… And besides, you tooootally loved those little shoes I got…
hm…they were pretty cute…*kisses him gently* but you’re cuter.
Oh, I would hope so. *grabs his face and kisses him shortly* I love you, dear husband mine.
thefloristwholovesthepainter:
*lightly hits him on the shoulder* don’t you give me that goober grin. we should go shopping together for baby things. i’ve noticed that neither of us have gotten bottles or formula or anything and i know we’re still two months away, but it’ll be good to have those things just in case.
Hmm, you’re really smart. *leans in closer, still grinning* but you don’t get to complain if I buy things anymore… And besides, you tooootally loved those little shoes I got…
(Source: dapperderping)
thefloristwholovesthepainter:
i’m not a monster of lies - both of those things were the last ones and on clearance. i spent $4.75 on both of them together. i was being sensible.
*raises an eyebrow at him, grinning*
(Source: dapperderping)
thefloristwholovesthepainter:
you keep buying things she won’t be able to wear until she’s at least one. i’m buying things she’ll need right away. cause as soon as sami’s done magicing her, it’s all up to us and we don’t have sami’s magic so we have to have lotsa stuff to make sure Baby’s okay right when we get her - not when she’s one.
*walks around the couch and makes Kerp move so he can sit next to him, takes the box and starts pulling things out*
Little spoons with animals on them? Kerp, she won’t need them until she’s at least 4 months old. I read all the books you did, I know what’s gonna happen. *smiles and moves on*
Sparkling shoes? Really? Her feet won’t be that big for… I don’t know how long.
You sir, are a lying monster of lies.
(Source: dapperderping)